the floor is Lava!!

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

pirate-cove-foxy:

oldroots:

im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world

Oh…

ramsaybolton:

Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

GET REDDY FOR FREDDY

GET REDDY FOR FREDDY

randomtues:

And we are ready for PAX!

dang dang dANG

ryytikki:

Jupiter structural layer cake

oh my nom

-heavy breathing-

palaeoplushies:

My Kickstarter Campaign for the plushie velociraptor is live! Click here!

Here’s your chance to get your hands on some Velociraptor-themed goodies!

I’m so excited! Thanks everyone!

Please signal-boost if you like!

FEATHER DINO BABY

malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions

malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions